When people ask me
What have you been doing for the past few years?
I say
I’ve been exploring
They say
Oh how exciting, where have you been?
I say
I’ve been exploring the universe
They say
Wow, do you work for NASA?
I say
No!
They say
So how did you explore the universe?
I say
I slowed down enough to stop moving
They say
How can you explore the universe if you’re not in the universe?
I say
I don’t need to be in the universe, the universe is in me.